Thursday, November 17

47. (Shit-ton.)

I've graduated from tall to grande.
I've moved up from medium to dark.
I've grown out of huge amounts of sugar.
I'm
Holy shit what the hell was that. The caffeine must be getting to me.


The story behind this: I was writing up a post about coffee and how I drink it in larger quanities with less in it than I used to, when my darling fiancee MSN'd me this image. Already hopped up on java, I immediately lost my train of thought and any caring I had towards the post. Which makes the whole thing true--yes, ladies and gentlemen who didn't already know, I'm Hulk Hogan. Sorry I've kept it hidden for so long.


Okay, so maybe that last part's not true. It's not exactly been hidden, after all, what with that show on VH1 and all. OH YEAH!!!